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The movie 300 was really about how Chuck Norris defeated the Persian army with 300 roundhouse kicks.

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You know the saying 'there is always somebody better than you?' That somebody is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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When Chuck Norris stretches every muscle in his body, he'll suck up the universe because of high gravity.

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When Chuck Norris knocks you to the ground, not only do you bite the dust, it becomes your last meal.

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Chuck Norris asked you to turn off your cell phone.

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Chuck Norris once entered Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. He sonated his life lines to Chris Tarrent so he could find some harder questions.

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Play any game with cheat codes and type in CHUCK NORRIS and you win instantly

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Chuck Norris is the only guy who can eat a banana with out looking gay

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While Superman can bend steel with his hands, Chuck Norris bends steel with his smirk.

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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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Chuck Norris is the reason that the vampires couldn't go out at day.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why the Titanic Sank.

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