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  • Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
  • Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
  • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
  • If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
  • Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
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