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  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
  • The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
  • Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
  • The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
  • Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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