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New Chuck Norris Facts & Jokes

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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.

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Chuck Norris eats a bowl of diamonds every morning.

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When Chuck Norris sneeze, he don't say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.

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Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

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Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!

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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.

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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.

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The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.

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Chuck Norris' beard hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.

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Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

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If you gave Chuck Norris a typewriter and 0.00000000000000000001th of a second he can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare.

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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

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