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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Majority of scientists nowadays believe that the Big Bang wasn't in fact a birth of the universe, but the birth of Chuck Norris.
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When the Universe was young and foolish, it got into a fight with Chuck Norris. We now know this as the "Big Bang."
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The world may circle around the sun but the sun circles around Chuck Norris.
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The universe continues to expand, yet it's still not big enough to contain his awesomeness.
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Mr. Universe doesn't work out. He listens to Chuck Norris on his iPod, inspiring his muscles to grow themselves.
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If Miss Philippines, Maria Venus Raj, answered "Chuck Norris" at the last question, she would have won Miss Universe... forever.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
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The Universe is constantly expanding, in a futile attempt to escape from Chuck Norris.
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The universe doesn't expand and contract, Chuck Norris is just breathing
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Big Bang created the universe. Chuck Norris created Big Bang!
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Real Big Bang and therefore Universe origin is Chuck Norris first roundhouse kick, when he was born.
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Chuck Norris figured out the secret of the universe. He just never told anyone.
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