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Chuck Norris isn't one with the universe. The universe isn't ready.
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Chuck Norris knows what's behind the border of the universe
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There are no mysteries in the universe. Only things that Chuck Norris hasn't shared with the rest of us.
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Antimatter once collided with Chuck Norris. That's why there is no antimatter left in the universe.
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There is no antimatter in our universe because Chuck Norris is the only thing that matters.
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Although the Earth does revolve around the Sun, the UNIVERSE revolves around Chuck Norris.
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God once tried to make a deal with Chuck Norris. He said, "You may rule all universe except for the Earth. But that's only if you're okay with that.".
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When Chuck Norris performs a roundhouse kick, he's actually measuring the circumference of the universe.
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Every time that Chuck Norris speaks, the expansion of the Universe halts for a split second.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris sneezed only once .And the universe was made!
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Chuck Norris has been to the center of the Universe. On foot!
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris
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