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Aa black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one
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The Universe was created by a huge "Big-Bang", Chuck Norris created the "Big-Bang"
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"The Big Chuck Norris Roundhouse-Kick Theory"
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People say the universe was created by the Big Bang...but it was actually just Chuck Norris buying a house from God.
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Chuck Norris is the secret of the universe.
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When Chuck Norris stretches every muscle in his body, he'll suck up the universe because of high gravity.
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Big Bang happened as a result of Chuck Norris sneezing
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There was supposed to be a second Chuck Norris in this universe but the universe coudn't handle more then one Chuck.
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The universe actually does revolve around Earth. It's because Chuck Norris is on it.
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The Universe is just one of Chuck Norris' marbles
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When Chuck gets angry, he doesn't knock you into next week. He knocks you into a parallel universe where, if you are lucky, there is no Chuck Norris.
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Pluto was a planet, until it shrunk in the sight of Chuck Norris.
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Our universe is a microscopic piece of Chuck Norris' beard
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