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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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In space, no one can hear you scream...apart from Chuck Norris...he hears EVERYTHING!
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Chuck Norris once caught his own stare in a mirror. Space-time has yet to recover.
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NASA is preparing to unveil a new space craft that uses no fuel for lift off. Chuck Norris will roundhouse-kick the craft into orbit.
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Unknown to most people, humans did make it to outer space before Yuri Gagarin. Chuck Norris' enemies prior to 1961.
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Scientists have just discovered what dark matter really is. It's the shock-waves of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks filling the void of the universe.
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Outer space exists because other planets don't want to be with Chuck Norris
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who cant go to the moon, and the only man the moon is afraid of.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there!!!
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In space no-one can hear you scream except, Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris just called on his satelite phone; he was on Mars.
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Chuck Norris can make noise in outer space
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