Facts with the tag "force" | Chuck Norris Facts

Facts with the tag "force"

Chuck Norris once created an iPhone out of nothing but a pen, a gameboy color, 1 christmas light bulb, and his own fingernail.

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What happened when the unstoppable force met the immovable object? Chuck Norris was created

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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.

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When Chuck Norris goes out for wood, he doesn't use an axe. He drinks raw oil and mows down trees with his teeth.

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Chuck Norris can preform inception. He roundhouse kicks his ideas into your brain.

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Chuck Norris has a spoon in the Matrix and he kills agents with it.

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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.

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The earth can't be destoryed by a meteor because 1. No meteor would dare go near Chuck Norris 2. If one did he would roundhouse kick it back to space

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Chuck Norris doesn't use the Force, he uses Fear.

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Chuck Norris uses the Force, the Force of a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris is Luke's father.

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When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, Chuck Norris kills them both.

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May the Chuck Norris be with you...always

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