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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics." This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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Chuck Norris can literally kick your ass with his fist.
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Chuck Norris can make his foot into a fist and punch you in the face with it
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Chuck Norris' heartbeat monitor is a vertical line.
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Chuck Norris is not his full name, there's a silent 'fist'
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris version of the Staples Easy Button is his Fist.
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick you in the face... with his fist.
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When Chuck Norris Does A Movie, he gets paid, his fist gets paid and his beard gets paid and has its own dressing room.
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