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Chuck Norris holds the Guinness World Record for the most Beard related killings.
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Chuck Norris changes barbers often due to the deadly reflexes of his beard when it feels threatened.
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Chuck Norris' beard is Razorwire, soaked in Oxen Blood and held together by the souls of mortals
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is if you cut-off his beard. Nah.
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There is no Sasquatch, Chuck Norris just forgets to trim his beard.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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When Chuck Norris plays Risk, he conquers the entire world and obliterates the other player's armies and wins in one move. With his beard.
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Chuck Norris' beard hair is used as highly durable wiring. That is, if he donates the hairs. Take a hair from Norris and the hair strangles you.
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Chuck Norris's Beard has its own ZIP Code.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave because there is nothing known to man that is hard enough to cut through his beard.
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The song Welcome to the Jungle by Guns n' Roses is actually about Chuck Norris' beard.
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