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Chuck Norris' heartbeat monitor is a vertical line.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard to Locks of Love every two weeks.
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Gandalf was brought to tears when he found out Chuck Norris' beard was more epic than his.
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There is a portal in Chuck Norris' beard that opens to Mr. T's mohawk.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire
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Chuck Norris kills 99.9% of germs; the other .1% is submitted to cleaning and grooming his beard.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris trims his beard by kicking himself in the face because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris IS Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris' beard hair magnified 100x looks very much like the backgroung on this page.
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Chuck Norris wears a hat because if the crystaline structure of his beard ever hit light, it would magnify it, creating a fire. Just ask the dinosaurs
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Similar to an Iceberg, only 1/10 of Chuck Norris beard can be seen above the surface.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris does not shave, his beard will cut through the steel blades
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