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McDonalds Big McNorris Burger is 2 Raw Meat Patties, Ketchup, Salt, Lettuce Cheese, Pickles Onions on Sesame Seed Beard
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When Chuck Norris Does A Movie, he gets paid, his fist gets paid and his beard gets paid and has its own dressing room.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the earth once. He pulled a new one from his beard to make it better.
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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. You can't place to Chuck Norris
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris was born with his beard.
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Chuck Norris knows what the Matrix is. It was invented from his criss-crossed beard.
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Chuck Norris' bones are made from beardamantium.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, Chuck Norris' beard grew a man. That man was Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bowled a 301 after constructing another pin out of his beard hair
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave his beard, his beard shaves him.
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Chuck Norris had a beard hair fall out once in 1945. He was flying over Hiroshima at the time.
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