Facts with the tag "beard" | Chuck Norris Facts

Facts with the tag "beard"

Once, Chuck Norris turned on a lightbulb with his beard. this was never explained

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Chuck Norris trims his beard with a belt sander.

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When a hypnotist tried to hypnotize Chuck Norris the hypnotist ended up getting hypnotized himself by staring into his beard.....

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Chuck Norris' beard cuts diamonds.

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In Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark, what was in the ark that melted the faces of the Nazis? Chuck Norris without his beard.

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Chuck Norris can get Facebook through his beard.

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When Chuck Norris trims his beard, he donates his hair to the military; His shavings save lives in the form of Kevlar.

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Chuck Norris' beard has a 1 inch punch

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Next time you here someone say they can't, remember...Chuck Norris CAN.

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Ever notice how Chuck Norris has no gray hair? Age said "Forget it!" and walked away - out of fear, of course.

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It's impossible to shave off the beard of Chuck Norris

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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris'.

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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.

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