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Chuck Norris's beard doubles as a fully equipped utility Knife
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny
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Chuck Norris doesn't breath. He absorbs the air through his beard
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Actually, Chuck Norris killed two stones with one beard. The dude who posted it wrong is now moments away from a painful death.
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Justin Bieber's hair comes from Chuck Norris' beard.
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When Chuck Norris goes chopping wood, he doesn't bring an ax, he brings his beard.
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Chuck Norris' beard is so tough, shaving cream and Gillette Fusion ProGlide can't even do anything to it.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Tom Selleck's moustache dreams about Chuck Norris' beard!
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Chuck Norris has a membership at every site. His username is chucknorriswillroundhousekickyou.
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Chuck Norris kills all old people at their birth.
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See that guy with the epic beard in the left hand corner? He is your death. Run to Canada
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Every body part of Chuck Norris can be donated, including his beard, no one has ever survived a transplant.
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