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Chuck Norris knows where you live.......and he knows where you die.
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Shhhhh.....Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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Chuck Norris can play any amount of different instruments at once....with his beard.
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Chuck Norris's beard has a representative in Congress.
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Chuck Norris' beard is a fiber optic neural network. It invented the Internet and Al Gore
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Chuck recently shaved his beard....where did it go? Donald Trump's head
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Chuck Norris won a raffle without entering the raffle ( he won a beard comb )
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Send your facts and feedback to: gmail@chucknorris.com
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The Bermuda Triangle gets lost in Chuck Noris's beard.
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Chuck Norris can solve a rubiks cube.......with his beard
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Real dream catchers are actually made of Chuck Norris' beard hair.
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Soup doesn't get stuck to Chuck Norrisis beard ... it gets devoured in secunds.
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The only substance that can cut diamonds is a blade encrusted with shavings from Chuck Norris's beard.
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