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Chuck Norris' beard. 'Nuff said.
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In 2012 it is rumored that Chuck Norris will shave his beard, bringing with it the four horseman of the apolcalypse and the end of time etc etc
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Chuck Norris’ beard absorbs as much CO2 as all the plants in the rain forest
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Scientists invented steel wool from a strand of Chuck Norris’ beard.
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Chuck Norris had a bowl of nails for breakfast, he ate them through his nose.
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Chuck Norris wrote his own IMDB profile using the power of his beard
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Chuck Noris is the reason Burger King says "Have it your way"
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You can shave Chuck Norris' beard, but why bother? It grows back in 15 seconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He uses his beard to sharpen razors.
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The Golden Gate Bridge is held up by suspension cables made from tightly woven strands of Chuck's beard hair.
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Cockroaches won't be the sole survivors of nuclear armageddon...Chuck's beard lice will
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Chuck Norris's beard can cut diamonds.
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Chuck Norris tried to get his beard trimmed once. His beard took the scissors from the barber and stabbed him in the eye.
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