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Genesis does, Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris has a World of Warcraft account, he shot an arrow one day and hit the middle of the ocean. This is the cause of the Cataclysm.
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If Chuck Norris' beard were an animal, it would undoubtedly have zero natural predators and every living organism would be its natural prey.
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Chuck Norris' beard is black; it looks red because it's soaked with the blood of his enemies.
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World Wide Web originated from Chuck Norris' beard.
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Chuck Norris would be World Champion in any sporting event in which he participated. In second place, his beard.
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Chuck Norris' beard can sense danger.
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A Jedi said: "Let the Force be with you", Chuck replied "I am the Force."
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Chuck Norris was born with denim on and a beard.
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Chuck Norris is not a man, he is a machine
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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The saying "Every Rule Has An Exception" was invented on the same day of Chuck Norris' birth.
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Needles can't puncture Chuck Norris, so when Chuck Norris donates blood he uses his beard and a bucket.
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