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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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An object in motion will stay in motion unless Chuck Norris stops it.
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Chuck Norris has eyes on the back of his beard.
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Chuck Norris actually has no beard. It's rust from his iron jaw.
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Chuck Norris' beard is visible from space.
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Chuck Norris always plays chess with a piece that looks like himself. He ALWAYS wins.
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Some say that Chuck Norris' beard is home to 17 different villages
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The pen is mightier than the sword. But Chuck Norris' beard is mightier than the pen.
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Chuck Norris has perfect handwriting with his beard.
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A little-known fact: Mr.T once had a beard, until Chuck Norris kicked him in the chin.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a Facebook account
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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