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Chuck Norris once had to perform brain surgery. He let his beard do it.
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When Chuck Norris' beard gets to a pefect length it stops growing.
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Scientists in Sony are working on CNDTV; or Chuck Norris Definition Television, in order to more accurately display his beard.
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Chuck Norris IS ... that's all there is to it.
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Chuck Norris did not grow his beard. His face shrunk back from fear of itself.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris's beard defies all logic
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Santa can see you when you're sleeping...Chuck Norris can see and hear you every second, minute and hour each day.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need directions when driving because he always arrives at his destination even when he's going the wrong way.
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Chuck Norris has completed every video game ever made 100% without even playing a single one of them.
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Chuck Norris respects the law, that's why his fists, elbows, feet, legs, knees and beard are all properly registered with the ATF.
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Chuck Norris can get 2 Tactical Nukes in one game. Without a TV
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Chuck Norris washes his beard... with diesel.
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