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Chuck Norris has Pop Rocks and Coke for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris on many occasions has accurately reenacted every Civil War battle single-handedly, using only finger puppets while twiddling his thumbs.
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Chuck Norris knows when to hold 'em by the neck, knows when to fold 'em in half, knows when to walk away on their spine, & knows when to run 'em down.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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After every defeating roundhouse kick Chuck Norris licks his own elbows in victory.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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The words: kill, decapitate, destroy, & any synonyms have been removed from the English dictionary and replaced with the words “Chuck Norris” in bold.
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Chuck Norris can solve Rubik's Cube in less than 20 moves!
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Chuck Norris is the best doctor ever, because Chuck Norris always knows the meaning of pain!
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris has a lucky number. It's Pi.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris'.
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"Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" originaly featured Chuck Norris, but it was called "He's Behind You!"
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