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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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Jack the Ripper was never found because Chuck Norris got to him first!
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Only Chuck Norris knows every Chuck Norris fact!
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Chuck Norris watches 60 minutes in half an hour
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Shhhhh.....Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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Chuck Norris drinks milk from the carton......DEAL WITH IT!
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually roundhouse kick, the earth just spins things towards his foot.
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Onions can't make Chuck Norris cry, but Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris can watch a movie which is no longer available.
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Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's cube in the dark.
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Chuck Norris wasn't a boy scout, he was a man scout.
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Chuck Norris can make curtains out of the fabric of time.
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A Jedi said: "Let the Force be with you", Chuck replied "I am the Force."
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