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Chuck Norris can drive forward in neutral
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Chuck Norris likes children...they taste like chicken.
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A properly harnessed CHUCK NORRIS roundhouse, can power a large city forever.
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Chuck Norris is the 4th Level of Inception.
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Chuck Norris trained Master Yoda.
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An object in motion will stay in motion unless Chuck Norris stops it.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Congress is currently debating on a new holiday called Chucksgiving.. it is the only day when Chuck Norris promised not to roundhouse kick anyone.
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Chuck Norris bends the fabric of space-time when he is sleeping.
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Chuck Norris can shuffle a deck of phone books
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