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Chuck Norris does not know Pain--Pain knows Chuck Norris, as it is roundhouse-kicked in the face daily by Chuck.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Chuck Norris puts the caramel in the Caramilk bar.
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The Old Spice guy is still alive because Chuck Norris has yet to see any of his commercials.
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The Dos Equis guy is not exploring the world. He's hiding from Chuck Norris!
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Sorry, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked my fact.
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Contrary to popular belief the Death Star was destroyed by Chuck Norris, not Luke Skywalker.
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All this started with Vin Diesel Facts. They were changed to Chuck Norris Facts because Chuck Norris Facts are so much more realistic
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If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris misses you with the round-house kick, he'll falcom pawnch. but he dosn't miss.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... without a ball... he wasn't even in a bowling ally
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In Olde Tribal Celtic language, "Chuck" is the word for "Stone" and "Norris" is the word for "Henge".
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Not many people know that "I think therefore I am" is incomplete. The full sentence is "I think therefore I am afraid of Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
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