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Chuck Norris is so cool he doesnt move a mussle to get somewere he makes the universe get of its lazy ass and move itself
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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, its Chuck Norris and you have 3 seconds to live.
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when chuck norris has heartburn he doesn't use rolaids, he drinks napalm
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When Chuck enters a room, it explodes. not one building can hold that much awsome
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Chuck Norris doesn's miss a hit. He let you live
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin, that he built with his own hands.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris can catch 'em all.
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It takes a whole village to raise a child. False. It takes Chuck Norris.
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Superman's only weakness is Chucktanium.
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The Most Interesting Man In The World has a week dedicated to Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris scared Mr. T into becoming Ru Paul.
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Chuck Norris eats coal and shits out diamonds
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