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Ozzy bit the head off a bat, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman
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It's a bird, no it's a plane, no it's someone who has been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can EAT water...
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THERE ARE NO SHARKS OUT IN THE FIRST WEEK OF AUG. BECUSE ITS CHUCK NORRIS WEEK
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Chuck Norris doesn't fight. He gives motivational seminars to die on their own to avoid a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris does not go hunting, the world "hunting" implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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UFOs don't exist. Just Chuck Norris searching for his next victim.
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Charles Bronson was Chuck Norris' death wish until he became Charles Bronsons' death wish and killed him first
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris can touch an asymptote.
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Unlike Superman bullets do not bounce off Chuck Norris's chest. They cower in fear when they are shot at him
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Chuck Norris has Pop Rocks and Coke for breakfast.
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In Ancient Egypt, Chuck Norris threw several roundhouse kicks at a rock pile. Thus the Pyramids were formed.
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