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Apollo astronauts reported only 3 Earth objects were visible from the Moon. The Great Wall of China, The Great Barrier Reef, and Chuck Norris's beard.
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Chuck Norris can make his foot into a fist and punch you in the face with it
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Chuck Norris's house dosn't have doors because he walks through walls.
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Chuck Norris does leave home WITHOUT his American Express Card.
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All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it - what we know as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to one man, he's now known as Superman
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Chuck Norris once punched a man in the chest, u might now know him as IRON MAN
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The world may circle around the sun but the sun circles around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris frequently calls 911- just to see if he can help out.
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Chuck Norris CAN pee on your leg and tell you you're wet cause it's raining.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Every other cause of death: Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
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