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Chuck Norris can block a punch with his face.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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I like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is the reason we have petrified wood
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An object in motion will stay in motion unless Chuck Norris stops it.
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Chuck Norris can call restricted numbers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a to do list, he has a do to list.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Chuck Norris in Spanish is still Chuck Norris. There is only one language for pain.
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Chuck Norris once won the NASCAR championships... while watching it at home.
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Chuck Norris can power a city by fear alone.
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Chuck Norris can spit on his own neck
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