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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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A horoscope said that a Chuck Norris will die at 2 O'Clock. The clock died at 2 O'Chuck's roudhouse kicks!
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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The tooth fairy collects teeth to replace the ones Chuck Norris has knocked out.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why the words "Bad" and "Ass" came together to form Bad Ass
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Chuck Norris doesn't go fishing. He stares at the water and dead fish pop up
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Chuck Norris asks himself for advice.
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Willis was talking about Chuck Norris.
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If you stare at the American flag long enough, you will see Chuck Norris.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris.....rest in peace.
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You can tell when Chuck Norris has visited a forest because it will be petrified.
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Chuck Norris was the bad guy in Twister.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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