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"Tough" is Chuck Norris' middle name. So is "Pain", "Agony", "Suffering", "Death", "Mortal Terror", and "Badass".
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Congress is currently debating on a new holiday called Chucksgiving.. it is the only day when Chuck Norris promised not to roundhouse kick anyone.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he gave teacher's grades.
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Chuck Norris once lapped somebody in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris can turn milk into yogurt simply by staring at it
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If you re-arrange the letters in Chuck Norris, you can spell "american hero", as well as every other word in every other language
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Chuck Norris does feel lucky, punk.
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Chuck Norris commented 4 months ago on a YouTube video that was made yesterday
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris IS The Magnificent Seven
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Chuck Norris can put baby in the corner.
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Once, on 'Walker, Texas Ranger', Chuck Norris reached into his holster... and pulled out an extra fist.
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