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Chuck Norris doesn't have a seat in Parliament......he has a couch.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Mars, that's why there is no life there.
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Chuck Norris ate out of the Superbowl.
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Chuck Norris can do T-spin using Combo King in tetris battle
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Cows go Chuck Norris tipping.
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Chuck Norris does tomorrow what he put off until yesterday.
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Chuck Norris can fly in unmanned Predator Drone aircraft.
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Chuck Norris attended high school in the third grade.
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Chuck Norris' four basic food groups are pain.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris has heads on the back of his eyes
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Chuck Norris can inflate a balloon by inhaling!!!
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Angels make snow-Chucks in the winter.
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