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When Chuck Norris stops on a dime he gets a nickel back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink.....reality pauses.
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Chuck norris receives a 15% gratuity when he dines out.
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Chuck Norris always plays chess with a piece that looks like himself. He ALWAYS wins.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Chuck Norris can speak 20 languages, with only his fists. His feet can speak 40.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... sorry my mistake...
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Chuck Norris wanted an outdoor fighting arena for himself. He built Stonehenge by himself.
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If Chuck Norris can't do it.... nobody else can.
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When you create your password it tells you the strength. When Chuck Norris types in a password.... need I say more?
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'
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