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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris does NOT plank. He merely pushes the Earth lower.
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A therapist goes to Chuck Norris for advice
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Chuck Norris threw a boomerang only once. It still has yet to return.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors
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Chuck Norris' teeth floss themselves.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a yard sale, he buys the actual yard.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the wheel was invented, people needed a faster way of running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can turn a pickle back into a cucumber.
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A movie once said that 42 was the answer to everything.....try telling that to Chuck Norris
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