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Chuck Norris can do a hand stand on his feet
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris uses his own spit as a hand sanitizer.
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Chuck Norris will never be on The Apprentice cuz' The Donald knows that chuck would fire Him!...wait for it...with a round house kick to the face
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Chuck Norris once staightened a Slinky into a 1250 foot hat pin.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome that Ellen once asked him for a date.
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Chuck Norris Dances with Wolves.
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Chuck Norris does not play fair......he plays for real.
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Chuck Norris bends the fabric of space-time when he is sleeping.
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Chuck Norris never wore braces, he straightened his own teeth.
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Chuck Norris can Google anything using his eyes
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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