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Chuck Norris touched a cow when he was mad and all the cows got mad cow disease.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris got kicked out of the gym for making the equipment work out.
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Chuck Norris gets served before he enters the restaurant.
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Chuck Norris. End of fact.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris can play any call of duty game and get a care package with a T-rex in it
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Chuck Norris owns property on the Lost City of Atlantis.
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Chuck Norris can change the TV channel -- while it's off.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris found himself in a town called Shit Creek.....He opened a Paddle Store.
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Chuck Norris has perfect handwriting with his beard.
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To eliminate obsolete pennies, Chuck Norris stretches them into $5 bills.
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A little-known fact: Mr.T once had a beard, until Chuck Norris kicked him in the chin.
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