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Chuck Norris threw out the opening pitch of a baseball game. It was recorded as a perfect game!
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Chuck Norris is the reason Abe Lincoln is honest
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Chuck Norris was born with a black belt around his waist.
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Chuck Norris can start a lawn mower with -1 tries.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck norris puts all his baskets in 1 egg!
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Once, Chuck Norris climbed Mount Everest by accident.
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A 3D movie about Chuck Norris was just made, it got rated D cause everyone died
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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"Death Note" Is Chuck Norris' TO-DO List.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can dodge raindrops.
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