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Chuck Norris invented the gym.
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Chuck Norris wears a hat....to protect the sun.
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If Chuck were any tougher.....he'd rust.
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Chuck Norris can print in color on a black and white printer.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company
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Chuck Norris doesn't say good morning. The morning says good Chuck Norris to him.
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Chuck Norris once planned to put his face on Mt. Rushmore, unfortunatly, the rock wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to pay attention, attention has to pay Chuck Norris....on the 1st and 15th of every month.
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Unicorns are extinct because Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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They were going to put Chuck Norris in Grand Theft Auto. But nobody takes Chuck Norris' car.
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Chuck Norris never loses when he rolls the dice. He tell the dice which number to be.
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When Chuck Norris' beard gets to a pefect length it stops growing.
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