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Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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it has been said that there are weapons of mass destruction in the middle east. This is not true, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

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The sun only rises every morning because Chuck Norris allow it to.

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The sun only rises every morning because Chuck Norris allows it to.

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Sephiroth said, "Shall i give you despair?" Chuck said, "...." then Sephiroth suddenly died.

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"Chuck Norris The Game" was cancelled immediately after it was produced, because no one else could play it and not die, only Chuck.

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Chuck Norris can kill the entire human race in one second with a toothpick, while fighting Godzilla and Superman, at the same time.

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Chuck Norris can climb to the moon.

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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.

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During WW2, Chuck was supposed to be dropped in Japan, but the scientists feared that the world might split in half. They invented the A-bomb.

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Chuck Norris knows when you will die. He always knows when someone will die.

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When Chuck Norris sleeps, 214 people die every second, which is why he never goes to sleep.

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