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My friend paused Lone Wolf McQuade to make some popcorn, when he flew through the wall I knew it was a roundhouse kick, so I pressed play quickly
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Chuck Norris once made a stone bleed to death.
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The worst job in the world is being Chuck Norris' shoe that he round house kicks everyone with.
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Porky Pig originally spoke without stuttering, but that was before he met Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the dentist he doesn't need novocaine, the dental equipment does.
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Chuck Norris once tried to milk a cow, instead he got steak.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris ran a marathon because it was on his way to work.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever hit a hole-in-zero while golfing
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Pluto was a planet, until it shrunk in the sight of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can put a King in check mate on the chess board without moving one piece.
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Scientists in Sony are working on CNDTV; or Chuck Norris Definition Television, in order to more accurately display his beard.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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