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Chuck Norris speaks in surround sound.
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The sun will rise in the west and set in the east if Chuck Norris wants it to.
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Chuck Norris was completely visible to Hellen Keller.
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911 dials Chuck Norris to see if there's any emergency he hasn't resolved yet. Chuck Norris usually laughs.
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Chuck Norris can write a college term paper without vowels and receive an honorary doctorate degree for it.
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TV was invented merely to showcase Chuck Norris.
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Twitter subscribes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in vampires, zombies, witches, ghosts, or goblins because he saw them all die by his own fists and feet.
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Chuck Norris often roundhouse kicks without using his feet.
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Chuck Norris can kick faster than lightning.
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The hardest Science class in any college is Chuck Norris 00. The 00 stands for the infinity sign, because no one passes it, let alone fathoms.
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Chuck Norris was once mauled by a bear. The bear bled only a little.
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Chuck Norris owned a blu-ray player in the 60s.
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