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The roaring 20s refers to a decade where Chuck Norris was hungry, and his stomach was roaring.
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Chuck Norris can recite Webster's Dictionary backwards in less than 5 seconds without fault.
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Insomnia is a common disorder involving lack of sleep due to fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once killed 100 people in just 2 shots, the 1st was a warning shot.
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When Chuck Norris plays Halo his search preferences are Skill, he can't find anyone
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face
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Chuck Norris has no reflection, for there is only one Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris for President.
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The key to human individuality may lie not in our genes, but in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move.
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If Chuck Norris was in Mortal Combat the fight would be over before it started.
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Only Chuck can judge me.
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Chuck Norris can line dance in a circle.
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