Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris Facts
New Facts
Top 50 Facts
Chuck's Favorite Facts
Submit your own fact
Chuck Norris Shirts
Buy Shirts (US)
Buy Shirts (EU)
Design your own shirt (US)
Design your own shirt (EU)
Search:
Facts Sorted by Tags
''funny''
awesome
beard
chuck
chuck norris
death
fact
food
funny
kick
norris
roundhouse kick
more tags
Official Chuck Norris Shirts
Design your own Shirt
Facts with the tag "funny"
Chuck Norris does not have a cell phone because he hears everything
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.6
(
21
votes)
The fountain of youth is Chuck Norris' sweat.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
3.4
(
19
votes)
Chuck Norris' Facebook picture is 3 dimensional
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
3.7
(
23
votes)
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
2.9
(
20
votes)
Chuck Norris is the fifth Beatle.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
3.5
(
19
votes)
For Chuck Norris, it does not take two to Tango.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
3.5
(
24
votes)
If people say it isn't, Chuck Norris says it is. Always.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
2.9
(
10
votes)
Chuck Norris knows where the Simpsons live
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
3.4
(
27
votes)
I don't see why people say Chuck Norris is amazing... Now if you'll excuse me, someone's at my front door.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.5
(
45
votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't get old, he levels up.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.6
(
33
votes)
Chuck Norris can actually slap someone into next week
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
3.7
(
31
votes)
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
3.4
(
18
votes)
Some are a one man army, Chuck Norris is a one man dynasty.
Select rating
Cancel rating
Poor
Okay
Good
Great
Awesome
Your rating:
None
Average:
4.4
(
28
votes)
« first
‹ previous
…
120
121
122
123
124
125
126
127
128
…
next ›
last »
