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When Chuck Norris is feeling down he watches "Paranormal Activity" for the laughs.
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Chuck Norris' beard is a member of Mensa - His moustache has been compared in IQ to that of Einstein and Stephen Hawking.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowd he doesn't walk around them but through them
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Chuck Norris can beat an Xbox game with a Play Station controller.
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Facts ALWAYS ask Chuck Norris to be facts
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Chuck Norris can tow a building... with a string... with him in it.
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Nothing is impossible if Chuck Norris is still alive
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The Latin words for "rock solid" is "Chuck Norris"
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The National Weather Service refuses to name a storm "Chuck" or "Norris"...for fear it would destroy the earth.
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Chuck Norris offered to execute death row prisoners in Texas. The state chose electrocution instead as they felt it more humane to the condemned.
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Chuck Norris can play the guitar....with his eyelashes
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No mission is impossible for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's beard defies all logic
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