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Santa can see you when you're sleeping...Chuck Norris can see and hear you every second, minute and hour each day.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need directions when driving because he always arrives at his destination even when he's going the wrong way.
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Chuck Norris has completed every video game ever made 100% without even playing a single one of them.
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Chuck Norris once had an energy drink. It was banned in 58 states, Canada, Russia, and Painlandia which is wherever Chuck goes
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Chuck Norris won his fantasy football league with no players on his team.
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Chuck Norris can turn left on red
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Chuck Norris was the only kid in his Kindergarten class with a full beard
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out...and leave.
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Chuck Norris shaves with sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris once ran a marathon, because it was on his way.
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Bruce Wayne survived at the end of the Dark Knight Rises because Chuck Norris did not give him permission to die.
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Chuck Norris’ doctor has never met him.
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Chuck Norris gets his 5 o'clock shadow in the a.m.
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