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Chuck Norris' autograph is the bottom of his foot.
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Chuck Norris can recharge a battery.
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Chuck Norris is the only man alive who can curl his toes into a fist.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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"Personal Possession" is a myth, there are simply things that Chuck Norris wants and things that Chuck Norris doesn't want.
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Chuck Norris works three times harder on labor day
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer
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Chuck Norris can get 2 Tactical Nukes in one game. Without a TV
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Chuck Norris can un-bake a cake...using the refrigerator.
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Energy collided once with Chuck Norris. From that day on, it has been hiding in the dark. This is called Dark Energy.
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Chuck Norris isn't a character in Clue because he would always be guilty
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Chuck Norris goes down the highway to hell once a week
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks
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