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Spiders check the bath tub to make sure a Chuck Norris hasn't climed up the drain
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris blows his nose with sand paper
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The only thing Chuck Norris doesn't know is his true potential.
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Chuck Norris was once issued a parking citation by a city police officer. That city is now known as Atlantis.
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Chuck Norris never had a black belt, it was always red thanks to the blood from his opponents.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is what makes Santa's reindeer fly.
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Chuck Norris owns a pet Landshark
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Chuck Norris once jumped into a pit of lava on a bet. The lava burned to death.
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Chuck Norris washes his beard... with diesel.
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Sasquatch has a fuzzy and grainy picture of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can milk an alligator
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Chuck Norris eats friends fries
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