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No one else can put on Chuck Norris' boots because they require a password.
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Chuck norris can breathe through his ears
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Pumkin can eat anything except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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When Chuck Norris looks to the horizon, he sees his own neck.
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What is the toughest cut of beef? Chuck Steak
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When Chuck Norris dies, he'll roundhouse-kick the bucket
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If survival of the fittest was true, Chuck Norris would be the last thing left on earth.
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Washboards have Chuck Norris abs.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers
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Chuck Norris once hung a door... It died.
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Chuck Norris can read barcodes.
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DragonBallZ series ended after Chuck Norris released his Kamehameha
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