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Chuck Norris can turn the lights off by clapping his eyelids twice.
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Chuck Norris can fly a ship and sail an airplane.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dress up for Halloween, he's scary enough.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drink honey. He eats the bee.
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Chuck Norris spreads Jellyfish on his toast.
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Pepto Bismol takes Chuck Norris tablets for heartburn relief.
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Only Chuck Norris can know who was there first: Chuck Norris or the egg.
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Chuck Norris can slice meat so thin is only has one side.
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The Easter Bunny was the Easter Bear, till it crossed Chuck Norris.
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Every time Chuck Norris laughs, a fairy dies.
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Chuck Norris can sanitize the sanitizer
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When Chuck Norris orders a vodka martini it shakes AND stirs itself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't crunch numbers he purees them.
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