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If you have a dollar and Chuck Norris has a dollar , then Chuck Norris has two dollars and you have no money!!
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At the end of WWII, the U.S. Government considered developing 2 weapons: the Atom Bomb, or the Chuck Norris Roundhouse. They made the humane choice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Whenever Chuck Norris gets out of bed, Satan cries "Oh crap, he's awake!" soils himself and then hides.
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When Chuck Norris dances, he ends droughts.
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The 2nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution orignally included the right of Chuck Norris to Roundhouse Kick.
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The 2nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was orignally written to give Chuck Norris the right to Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris' heartbeat monitor is a vertical line.
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Chuck Norris knows the meaning of life, because he wrote it!
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick you in the back of the face
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Chuck Norris is Lady Gaga's bad romance
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Chuck Norris went over Niagra Falls in a bathing suit.
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Chuck Norris washes down his beer with pizza.
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