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Chuck Norris can detect a canary in a coal mine.
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The Railroad built tracks near Chuck Norris' house. Passengers complained about vibrations from Chuck's practice Roundhouse Kicks.
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Bloody Mary is afraid to say Chuck Noris three times
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Food can sober up someone that's drunk. Nothing can sober up Chuck Norris
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NASA tried to use Chuck Norris' urine as rocket fuel. We know this experiment as the Challenger explosion.
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Superman wears Chuck Noris PJ's. Chuck Noris wears nothing.
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There's only thee reasons why Chuck Norris kicks ass. 1. The Round House kick of doom 2. The punch of destiny 3. He's Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever hit Steven Seagal
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Those are not credits that role at the end of Walker Texas Ranger, those are in fact fatalities that happened during filming
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.Except for 1 person.Chuck Norris.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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When Chuck Norris sends you a poke on Facebook it kills you.
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Darth Vadar's father is Chuck Norris.
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